tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32235649670217274372024-02-21T02:15:58.039-08:00lowdogs...basset hound-y goodness...lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-76329873209245203032009-08-19T19:09:00.000-07:002009-08-19T19:13:49.752-07:00(not so) wordless wednesday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE2NGspd-BnBxJHFVNzSQzPiO1IOMFhWOcdFmBrmDLlXX8v8uUKx3psAhWhFZu7_50GRwZ0jNz0N3eaNj37HOqJjMdwBCeduriCEoC5GQsna_O1XXtcPYB67JIcb8ZaAredXLaanqN0x8/s1600-h/IMG_1011%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE2NGspd-BnBxJHFVNzSQzPiO1IOMFhWOcdFmBrmDLlXX8v8uUKx3psAhWhFZu7_50GRwZ0jNz0N3eaNj37HOqJjMdwBCeduriCEoC5GQsna_O1XXtcPYB67JIcb8ZaAredXLaanqN0x8/s320/IMG_1011%5B1%5D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371862968818158818" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Cue the music from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:<br />"I've got a Gooooolden Ticket!, I've got a Goooooolden Ticket!", and please explain how Toula got the chocolate out of the wrapper but didn't eat the wrapper. Dude, what self-respecting dog doesn't eat the wrapper?lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-11216623877885025012009-08-16T16:22:00.001-07:002009-08-16T16:29:14.218-07:00toula proving yet agan her Indian name is Crazy Eye<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9XyRhS6XyJXyOFQJUYaOR-F83z9MuomGjwg_lTZo9pGW3Ej807t4T2MB-Z67F_NvPlD3th-EHPvBCtP0E5WlMHgrrRvLG6niTFaAduORC0MNwlbeVb7WdOlP2D7dSdW01ujYytEzIMyY/s1600-h/Toula+dog+bed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9XyRhS6XyJXyOFQJUYaOR-F83z9MuomGjwg_lTZo9pGW3Ej807t4T2MB-Z67F_NvPlD3th-EHPvBCtP0E5WlMHgrrRvLG6niTFaAduORC0MNwlbeVb7WdOlP2D7dSdW01ujYytEzIMyY/s320/Toula+dog+bed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370707059135217042" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Costco would be wise to decline this picture as advertisement for their dog beds.<br /><br />Or, perhaps embrace it (there's no such thing as bad advertising, right?). A new ad campaign titled, "Your dog will love its bed so much, it will be crazy about it!*"<br /><br />*meaning, certifiably insane. Some insanity limitations apply.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-80972356343833622792009-08-15T22:11:00.000-07:002009-08-15T22:23:45.057-07:00dear "doctor" coren, if you really are a doctor...<div>So, sidelined a bit by the Michael Vick story, last week there was a news report about the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090808/sc_livescience/dogsassmartas2yearoldkids">recent study results</a> revealing how dogs are smarter than human two year olds. This has raised the fur on the necks of human and dog parents everywhere. Everyone is comparing and contrasting their kids with their dogs and - let's face it - passively and subconsciously logging how incredibly intelligent their child/critter is over the rest of the cretinous populace.<br /></div><div> </div><br /><div>The article basically goes on ad naseum about the study profile then at the end points out the thing people are really looking for: the list of the smartypants dogs and the dunces, noting that hounds were at the "bottom of the intelligence barrel". Ouch.<br /><br />(memo to self: create bumper sticker with graphic of basset hound that reads, "it's settled! my dog reached the bottom of the barrel!" get it? "settled" to the bottom? it's a little play on wor.....*sigh*....no, you're right: it sucks. Back to work.)<br /></div><div> </div><br /><div>I found one basset hound blogger so irate about this that she signed off saying she was in tears over it. Uh.... ok. I think they make pills for that.<br /></div><div> </div><br /><div>So, I'm the first to admit that Molly, if human, would be the kid wearing the paper hat asking you if <em>you wanna supersize that?</em>. She purty, but she dumb. Toula, on the other hand, would be the Starbucks employee in the <span style="font-style: italic;">black</span> apron, not the green one, as she is smart enough to open zippered bags, enter wallets and pull out dollar bills to chew <em>just the money</em>, eat only the most expensive lipsticks, guage what day of the week the gardener is coming, and use her nose to negotiate drawers and tools.</div><div> </div><br />So, perhaps it really comes down to the dog, Dr. Coren, not so much the breed. Because you may think bassets are obtuse but my bassset Toula falls over dead when I make my fingers look like a gun and I yell, "<em>Bang!</em>"...most of the time. Stick that in your story and smoke it.<br /><div> </div><br /><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jolievoice/3817120328/" title="Peanut Butter Girls by JolieVoice, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2621/3817120328_93c00bf66a.jpg" alt="Peanut Butter Girls" width="500" height="333" /></a></div><br /><div> </div><br /><div> </div>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-48496254202118096972009-08-13T21:51:00.000-07:002009-08-13T21:59:42.714-07:00a message to the philadelphia eaglesyou guys suck.<br /><br /><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3560/3819093041_43c27a3bab.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 398px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px" alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3560/3819093041_43c27a3bab.jpg" border="0" /></a>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-6603725949158561432009-08-12T21:47:00.001-07:002009-08-12T21:49:48.493-07:00wordless wednesday<img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 356px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3816214059_bd637ae86c.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3816214059_bd637ae86c.jpg"></a><br /><br />Taken from my treo phone as Molly and I walked behind.<br />(Damn, I guess that means this isn't 'wordless'. Oh, well.)<br /><div></div>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-29777681331646323772009-08-09T12:28:00.000-07:002009-08-09T12:33:59.965-07:00<a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/3804410861_712d372159.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 405px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 257px" alt="" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/3804410861_712d372159.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/3804410861_712d372159_b.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3804411209_cecb68dff5.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 314px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 500px" alt="" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3804411209_cecb68dff5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Lazy Sunday. Dogs in their usual positions.</div></div></div>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-8955807890623428392009-08-08T17:30:00.001-07:002009-08-08T17:54:55.054-07:00vet day for mollyMolly had to visit the vet today because she takes Deramaxx for her bad knees (luxating patela, if you must know) and has to have her liver enzymes checked to get a refill. Plus, she had to get her rabies shot to continue her license.<br /><br />When we go to the vet we always take both dogs so that they'll know a vet visit doesn't ALWAYS mean you get poked and prodded and stuck with sharp things. Sometimes your sister gets poked and prodded and stuck and you get to sit in the waiting room and read Dog Fancy magazine and listen to cats maraowwwwling from the next room.<br /><br />So, it was Toula's turn to have an un-vet day. As you can see, our theory has worked, because she treated the visit like any other day at the office.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPKGE-YxCXENzYeOvgBhfbdv4il4IwTJTeBOxrzbvAU6ulUJTq3ba-49BQ46NV4XRWWmEJqBmAEYSXBxOywKNCxuKWUAqapIzjlXaCqQkSJLdksVdC5J-9tpFBJNDk8BLAadQQcc4sz0s/s1600-h/Toula+vet+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPKGE-YxCXENzYeOvgBhfbdv4il4IwTJTeBOxrzbvAU6ulUJTq3ba-49BQ46NV4XRWWmEJqBmAEYSXBxOywKNCxuKWUAqapIzjlXaCqQkSJLdksVdC5J-9tpFBJNDk8BLAadQQcc4sz0s/s320/Toula+vet+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367760483309494706" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Toula, try to remain calm.<br /> Toula....<br />Toula?lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-64377432277947540032009-08-01T09:29:00.000-07:002009-08-01T10:06:21.983-07:00hula dog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3478/3778530096_ba7c62497c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 315px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3478/3778530096_ba7c62497c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />OK, I can explain.<br /><br />My BFF's 7 year old daughter was turning 8 recently, and when asked what kind of party she wanted she said, "a Hawaiian Dog party".<br /><br />A....what?<br /><br />I know a little bit about Hawaii having been born and raised there, so I took on the challenge. The 7 year old LOVES Molly, so Molly became the Hawaiian Dog.<br /><br />Wrapping a white sheet over a table laid on its side, I put a child's fake hula skirt and some plastic leis on Molly, and bobby-pinned a plumeria to her ear (yes, it stayed!). Then I prayed to the Hawaiian gods for forgiveness (I really don't mean to offend! No bolts of lightning or lava flows, pleeeeze), and for a small treat she sat there for about 40 pictures until I got one just right.<br /><br />After a bit of photoshopping ("Hau'oli la Hanau" means "Happy Birthday" in Hawaiian), we printed the pic on iron-on transfers and made tshirts for all the little girls attending the party.<br /><br />Add some decorations and Hawaiian-type food, and this little girl had one blastin' pool party!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3587/3777730545_12b44be6c7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 392px; height: 191px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3587/3777730545_12b44be6c7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I'm not one to put pics of kids on the internet, so I smoodged out their faces a bit. But you get the idea. Super cute Tshirts custom made for the party!<br /><br />I think I'll get Molly an agent. Her list of demands will be short: Trader Joe's peanut butter, ham, short walks, and lots of snuggling on demand.<br /><br />Ahhhh...a Hawaiian dog can dream....Or, as the Hawaiians say, "moe'uhane".lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-28564935289742460512009-07-30T20:25:00.001-07:002009-07-30T20:36:39.613-07:00moo.We here at <span style="font-style: italic;">lowdogs central</span> dropped off the face of the earth for a couple months due to some horrendous work projects that prevented us from blogging. And exercising. And seeing friends. And sleeping. But, the projects are over! Hoooray! Time for food, friends, and a celebratory video of Molly doing what she does best: mooing.<br /><br />Seriously, it makes us laugh when people ask if the Bassets "bay". Uh, no, they moo. It's hard to explain unless you've heard it, so here ya go. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyy8_iRK7qjvVKe7Og42dwvpIp1dPO6bk1nyLsHz5xBFCYN3iqcZipqRMLFbXXRDwKwA0YIW2J82RSrM0FdKA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />We're baaaack!<br /><br />moo.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-84840206224312636112009-06-06T15:30:00.000-07:002009-06-06T16:11:10.713-07:00toula's bloody nose<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3er4DCsFqjlX6lwQ-zYMnoKEbTip15wiVGVRVLDtfmBYpZNbWtNOHElx3Mv1ZKreiSktZSBoxg6o3O7jBxbn6QJxFChzdzabKR3IerGhi7VNmCfadmLEbmToIT9MJCTDb9cQIuK-QjKc/s1600-h/Toula+June+2009.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3er4DCsFqjlX6lwQ-zYMnoKEbTip15wiVGVRVLDtfmBYpZNbWtNOHElx3Mv1ZKreiSktZSBoxg6o3O7jBxbn6QJxFChzdzabKR3IerGhi7VNmCfadmLEbmToIT9MJCTDb9cQIuK-QjKc/s320/Toula+June+2009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344345672890466738" border="0" /></a>The other day I leashed up the lowdogs for a walk. Rather than going the predicatble way: down the street and to the left, I decided to be wacky and go down the street and to the right. I like to mix things up a bit. I'm wild that way.<br /><br />So, we crossed the really busy street, rounded the corner, and aimed for an area where the sidewalk is bordered by low-lying dry grasses. Suddenly, Toula began sneezing.<br /><br />This is not unusual, but on this day she immediately started frenetically achooing as if she were spasming. Violently shaking her head, she was flinging out giant globs of snot.<br /><br />Toula is a skilled snot thrower, so I wasn't too surprised at this until I realized the snot was a particular crimson color. I knelt down to take a look and to my shock found a thick trail of blood streaming out her left nostril. She had inhaled something that sliced open the inside of her nose.<br /><br />Now, I do multitasking for a living, so I instantly started mind-stacking how I was going to repond to this. It went a little like this:<br /><br />First: don't panic. Well, maybe a little. Put Panic Level on Defcon One.<br /><br />Second: Pull cell phone out of back pocket while holding one wildly flailing dog and restraining second oblivious dog who is pulling me toward a pile of some other dog's poo for a grand sniff.<br /><br />Third: Dial veteranarian, made more difficult by a touch-screen phone that doesn't respond to fingers being jerked by two dogs.<br /><br />Fourth: Utter "godDAMMIT!" when vet's office voicemail announces office closed 4 minutes ago, eliciting disapproving stares from older couple across the street. Say small prayer apologizing to God, and move Panic Level to Defcon Two.<br /><br />Fifth: Briskly jog blood-snot-flailing and poop-sniffing dogs home for probable ride to pet hospital. Calculate likely bill from pet hospital and commence preparation for Explaining To Husband.<br /><br />After putting the dogs in the back yard I grabbed a towel and held it to Toula's nose, swiftly realized this was actually suffocating her (oops), grabbed the camera to video-capture the event so I could inform the vet better, then realized as I pulled the towel away that she'd stopped the sneezing, and the blood was no longer flowing.<br /><br />What the...? Was it the run home? The magic towel and almost-suffocation?<br /><br />I grabbed a flashlight and peered up her nostril where I could see a little bit of bleeding, but that was all. Oddly, the blood flow had stopped as quickly as it had started.<br /><br />After ratcheting my Panic Level back to Normal I decided to wait 10 minutes before making any further decisions. Ten minutes later both dogs were whining at the back door so I thought, <span style="font-style: italic;">What the hell?</span> and grabbed up the leashes, started out down the street and had another go at the walk.<br /><br />This time we turned to the left at the end of the street. I think there's something to be said for sticking to the status quo.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-70186549765658216502009-05-17T18:57:00.000-07:002009-05-17T19:43:53.297-07:00overcast beach dayThe lowdogs have been laying low lately (no pun intended). Work projects have overcome me and I haven't had a chance to post as often as I'd like. But today was scrumdillyicious because we got to take some time off and go to the beach with the lowdogs, despite the funky weather.<br /><br />A woman at the beach asked me how old Molly and Toula were, and when I told her Molly was 9 and Toula 7 she was amazed. "Most older Bassets I see are FAT!" she said.<br /><br />"That's because people overfeed them," I said, "and it's sad because they were bred for hunting rabbits. They can run pretty fast."<br /><br />She looked at me with a, <span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah, whatever...</span>, look in her eye, but I said, "Give her a few minutes and you'll see...". Here's what we got. <span style="font-style: italic;">Zoom!</span> Pretty good for an old lady of 9. Note the <span style="font-style: italic;">skitter-pat-skitter-pat</span> sound made by her flipper feet.<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxP0LO-vAiAZpaNwA0ZJHr2d62CmJKY5MV4nzOpOwd3ZI8lnNRgytNFeaBeowqy7H5IMO6bHkYpx5_Wlh--bw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br />(That's Big D at the very end saying, "Moll-moll..., one of his 67 his pet names for Molly.)<br /><br />So, how do we know when it's time to go home? When Molly looks like this. I thought the sand and dirt was bad enough, but about 3 minutes later she found a stinky pile of kelp and rolled around in it. Lord, save me, I love that dog.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz7ruMximPzNtxDWklFeAxnIPf7-KEOBKcElrFDpSlgDLOuGBMQZzo3P_Qtwd4jQUGEf4UVNPyRd7ukxlw2mA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-42525735593464734002009-03-22T15:50:00.001-07:002009-03-22T16:09:42.811-07:00guest editor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR3CvbSymZ2QQD3iU9wLT9LRQ27-nTWs_9xpynrUS7WV8MJyL3HWq-mv0PA6OiasG3Oi-4ni3Zt6exTM7yiQtgcw1HwEzE8t2NjL0n14E1LEZYvh5e3DsW0wiEzCsAS78DbN93daU7yIg/s1600-h/Molly+SmashFace.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR3CvbSymZ2QQD3iU9wLT9LRQ27-nTWs_9xpynrUS7WV8MJyL3HWq-mv0PA6OiasG3Oi-4ni3Zt6exTM7yiQtgcw1HwEzE8t2NjL0n14E1LEZYvh5e3DsW0wiEzCsAS78DbN93daU7yIg/s320/Molly+SmashFace.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316149587023799890" border="0" /></a><br />This week the lowdogs editor (moi) has been extremely busy. Accordingly, I passed the responsibility of updating the photo journal to Big D. Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that his most favorite thing to do with the dogs is to watch them sleep because he is desperately in love with Molly and thinks she's The Most Adorable Dog That Ever Lived.<br /><br />As usual, when he handed the camera back to me I was presented with multiple photos of Molly sleeping. Seriously, we have about 1,347 pictures of the dogs asleep, asleep on top of the sofa, asleep on top of the sofa and 'holding the tv remote' between their paws, asleep on top of the sofa 'holding the remote' with me catatonic under them after a long day at work (not my finest hour).... You get the drift.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinNZt2vn9BLQUklkUZUIBfex3cE7lKQ2Ib8Yj5qHBCJhNNcSBpo2010q5ZHXzvHARTlKf6cq_Qn-8hMeGarkqVTdbzc4i9aH1EKmh3iakObQWQJyomlPibF-OBJ6T_EY8FFa8dsG6K2XQ/s1600-h/Basset+triplet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinNZt2vn9BLQUklkUZUIBfex3cE7lKQ2Ib8Yj5qHBCJhNNcSBpo2010q5ZHXzvHARTlKf6cq_Qn-8hMeGarkqVTdbzc4i9aH1EKmh3iakObQWQJyomlPibF-OBJ6T_EY8FFa8dsG6K2XQ/s320/Basset+triplet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316152261598405426" border="0" /></a><br />I love Big D and he's a very active and masculine guy, but this fixation he has on how cute the dogs are when they sleep...well all I can say is Thank God, sister, because let's face it, I'm not getting any younger, and someday it will be ME drooling when I sleep, with a face sliding off my skull, snoring and snorting and jerking my legs like I'm running. And believe me, I'm going to be damn happy that he thinks this is So Cute.<br /><br />OK, he's right. This <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> the cutest smooshy face I've seen at least in the past week. Aww.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia8tiK6P03RtEK_fAlAVCi2T5mL6bt5hXpH_mmuxm-5ZUCGjjLAkdPw6HP4RJQuJyfyeq1N45orSHPYhWhB28f900ybBkaViHnSq7fNKQti-ejpiJ2Cdr7fARyfURX7K8VWRinA9S80U8/s1600-h/Molly+SmashFace+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia8tiK6P03RtEK_fAlAVCi2T5mL6bt5hXpH_mmuxm-5ZUCGjjLAkdPw6HP4RJQuJyfyeq1N45orSHPYhWhB28f900ybBkaViHnSq7fNKQti-ejpiJ2Cdr7fARyfURX7K8VWRinA9S80U8/s320/Molly+SmashFace+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316150111469207410" border="0" /></a>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-85546471376995804752009-03-10T19:49:00.000-07:002009-07-30T20:40:27.792-07:00kill da wabbitThere is a very famous 1957 Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd episode called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Opera,_Doc%3F">What's Opera, Doc</a>, set to Wagner's <span style="font-style: italic;">Ride of the Valkyries</span> in which Elmer sings, "kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit". If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived, because it's brilliant. At our house it's a theme song right now.<br /><br />Let me set one thing straight, Your Honor: I have never killed a wabbit, nor have I ever caused a wabbit to be killed. There was this one very unfortunate incident involving a rattlesnake that entered our yard and slithered itself up to our back door, and all I can say is that shovels are really weighty and it never felt a thing.<br /><br />So, recently my neighborhood has been overrun with wabbits and I'm starting to understand why the French snack on them. Speaking of French, the lowdogs were BRED by the French to HUNT RABBITS. I'm not pulling your leg, go look it up.<br /><br />OK, so here's what I saw the other day out my kitchen window.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3348538070_c9ac5f43d6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3348538070_c9ac5f43d6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />This beautiful little furry creature of God and his/her relatives and/or friends dine on every plant in my yard and deposit little ball-shaped turds e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Oh, and they pee, too, which leaves little bunny-butt sized burn marks everywhere.<br /><br />So, I think to myself, "Hey self, wouldn't it be great to have a natural remedy to this problem?" At which point I embark on a hunt (pun intended) for the 'natural remedy' that I just fed some very expensive kibble and leftover steak to about 15 minutes ago.<br /><br />This is where I found the Mighty Hunter:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3596/3340032482_14819377d4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3596/3340032482_14819377d4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />OK, do you see her giving me that evil eye?<br />Seriously, it's like having a teenager in the house.<br /><br />Suffice it to say, Wabbit and all his/her little furry friends/relatives will be assured of living a long and glorious life in my yard.<br /><br />Chalk up one for the Wabbit Union.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-49399112743864122722009-03-08T18:04:00.000-07:002009-03-08T18:28:19.322-07:00"look, mommy, bloodhounds!"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3340023952_e03c09d584.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3340023952_e03c09d584.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>lowdogs live in suburbia, surrounded by minivans, Starbucks, dry cleaning shops, and women who play bunco. But in the midst of all that Wonder Bread world, we are fortunate to have a large lake that is available to fish in, jog around, or trail hike. Unfortunately, dogs are not permitted off-leash, which isn't really an issue for us, since lowdogs have such strong sniffers they'd be off like a shot if they were let off the leash. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3554/3340025274_e1cba57518_m.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 135px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3554/3340025274_e1cba57518_m.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>As we entered the trailhead, a gaggle of kids on bikes with training wheels, handlebar streamers, and wearing helmets two sizes too large, saw us and exclaimed, "look, mommy, Bloodhounds!". Toula, the smart one of the two, whipped out her iPhone, tapped "wikipedia" into the search field screen with her toenail, and spent a moment educating the children on the difference between Bloodhounds and Basset Hounds. Take that, home schooling mommy.<br /><br />The dogs enjoyed their day in the sun, which frankly was a nice break from the recent frigid 62 degree temps. I'm not sure how we survive it, but in the evenings we actually have to put on a sweatshirt to walk the dogs because it's so damn cold. A couple nights ago I wore flip flops on my walk and I'm happy to announce that I avoided frostbite by jogging with the dogs to keep my blood flowing. Phew.<br /><br />Toula was in her element sniffing around the lake, looking for random things to put in her mouth, and dragging me along for the ride. The result of which was a 6" long snot trail across her nose, which I had to photograph just for you. Just keepin' it real. You're welcome.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3340026206_740170b5f8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 281px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3340026206_740170b5f8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Her little pink tongue is cute, though, isn't it? Try to focus on that.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-89238281286894903242009-02-13T10:20:00.000-08:002009-02-13T10:40:16.646-08:00valentine-y comment from readerA note from the lowdogs:<br /><br />"We would like to thank <a href="http://pleintexas.blogspot.com/">Plein Texas </a>for her sweet comment with which we have to agree:<br /><br /><blockquote><em>I told my grandkids that bassets are really princesses and princes in a hairy form and we have to be especially good to them.<br /></em></blockquote><br /><p>Speaking of hairy princesses, we feel that Basset hair is really princess fairy dust. Accordingly, we cannot understand why Daddy howls in the morning when he gets it on his black slacks. Why wouldn't he want to take our fairy dust to work, to share with all the other mortals? Something we ponder."</p><p>Happy Valentine's Day from your two princesses. Arroooh!</p><p><br /> </p><p><br /></p>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-66565493378403165322009-02-07T13:41:00.000-08:002009-02-07T14:04:42.177-08:00waiting for daddy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtYYYv-hoGm_ovRiSHkm0O03PYAorz5fO7XW2qPCeLAm13bVQdCiQ5WFjxcDQueYm_RyhoQ_F6iswHzYexdor65cSBpC2F1ifdYXKeu8chxthSxRCSuE7SjlsF2WNjcofeTs44XOjfH1s/s1600-h/Molls+n+Touls+wait+for+Daddy+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtYYYv-hoGm_ovRiSHkm0O03PYAorz5fO7XW2qPCeLAm13bVQdCiQ5WFjxcDQueYm_RyhoQ_F6iswHzYexdor65cSBpC2F1ifdYXKeu8chxthSxRCSuE7SjlsF2WNjcofeTs44XOjfH1s/s320/Molls+n+Touls+wait+for+Daddy+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300178129764459954" border="0" /></a><br />lowdogs have a nightly routine. As soon as we go to turn off lights around the house, they know it's "nightie night time" and they they must (1) go outside to "go potty!", (2) come inside for cottage cheese [see previous story about <a href="http://lowdogs.blogspot.com/2008/04/mollys-diagnosis-acid-reflux.html">Miss Molly's acid reflux</a>], (3) go upstairs to the bedroom, (4) receive a small cookie treat, (5) get into their dog beds, and (6) quiet time.<br /><br />And, they do this like clockwork. It's as if they're circus performers who have practiced endlessly and perform perfectly every night.<br /><br />However, periodically Big D will throw the routine off. He will suddenly remember that he has to send an email, or rebuild a motorcycle engine, and he doesn't come to bed with everyone else.<br /><br />lowdogs can't handle that. So, they wait and wait and wait for him. I have to shout through the door, "<span style="font-style: italic;">Open carefully or you'll hit a snout!</span>". As soon as he comes in, they can get into their beds, but not a second before.<br /><br />God help us all if he's an hour late, because they will wait like this until...until...until...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcdt5TjuX9vx34Nu0IjMxRB123rgF-qaaua_sitRwE7ywx9Pcz74meDKy91i0X0SqoglezZBRFN5wShqbnLh0nqH7f7bxhIEf8G39-HwBClvt94cQMJBVoyoxieQxHF35ReA3_hMUYs0w/s1600-h/Molls+n+Touls+wait+for+Daddy+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 316px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcdt5TjuX9vx34Nu0IjMxRB123rgF-qaaua_sitRwE7ywx9Pcz74meDKy91i0X0SqoglezZBRFN5wShqbnLh0nqH7f7bxhIEf8G39-HwBClvt94cQMJBVoyoxieQxHF35ReA3_hMUYs0w/s320/Molls+n+Touls+wait+for+Daddy+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300178222621491346" border="0" /></a>Molly in particular is in love with her Daddy and will pine for him until the end of time.<br /><br />This is what makes me think that in some cases, your soulmate isn't always a human. Hunh.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-65550241994442280822009-01-18T21:46:00.000-08:002009-01-18T21:46:56.531-08:00Obama...and bassets?In honor of the new president taking office, we bring you proof that Bassets have more power than one would think.<br /><br />First, <a href="http://obeythepurebreed.blogspot.com/2008/11/bassets-attempt-to-control-whitehouse.html">this article</a> that speaks to Basset advocacy (hunh?).<br /><br />Second, this most hysterical video below, including flying Basset lips. (Please note that in fairness we attempted to find information on Bassets for McCain, but found nothing. Perhaps that was why he did not prevail? You decide.)<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LQ0abgolKgU&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LQ0abgolKgU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-57140669225657293312009-01-11T13:51:00.001-08:002009-01-11T14:02:20.216-08:00dog park day!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/3188518377_1efe81a991.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/3188518377_1efe81a991.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Saturday was Basset Meetup day at the dog park. It was wonderfully warm, and there were dozens of Bassets there of all shapes and sizes. Here's a picture of one that tackled me when I got there....Wham!<br /><br />Miles is a pup owned by the folks who run the local Basset Rescue. He's a cool dude with soft fur and just the right amount of drool. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3189363062_bdc6170e5b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3189363062_bdc6170e5b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />At the end of the day, just as we were all leaving, he decided to sing for us...Arooh!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3188518741_395ec44668.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3188518741_395ec44668.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Bye, Miles!lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-81886569085480977632009-01-07T19:13:00.000-08:002009-01-07T19:48:47.826-08:00maybe I should have named her 'butterchunks nugget lump'Today on <a href="http://www.msn.com/">msn.com</a> there was an article about the most popular - and most unusual - pet names. The top, 'most popular' dog names include:<span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:10;" ><br /><br />1. Max<br />2. Bailey<br />3. Bella<br />4. <a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2846152371_6f2eb7d5f0.jpg">Molly</a><br />5. Lucy<br />6. Buddy<br />7. Maggie<br />8. Daisy<br />9. Sophie<br />10. Chloe</span><br /><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" ></span><br />...and the 'most unusual' are:<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" >1. Rush Limbark<br />2. Sirius Lee Handsome<br />3. Rafikikadiki<br />4. Low Jack<br />5. Meatwad<br />6. Peanut Wigglebutt<br />7. Scuddles Unterfuss<br />8. Sophie Touch & Pee<br />9. Admiral Toot<br />10. Spatula</span><br /><br />"Admiral Toot"?! That is just damn funny. I'm sure that <a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2149/2224700134_4270a4ef34.jpg">Toula</a> would be high on the unusual name list, but it doesn't carry a very large giggle factor.<br /><br />Actually, my current favorite dog name is <a href="http://www.erinvey.com/bark/2008/12/02/biscuits-jackson/">Biscuits Jackson</a>. Doesn't that sound like the name of your cousin who could totally score you some righteous organic? (I'm talking dog biscuits here, people, relax!).<br /><br />Thanks to Laura for the dog name article!<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-31951481189516925472009-01-06T21:28:00.000-08:002009-01-06T22:00:14.618-08:00dogs 101Last night as Big D. and I were trolling through the tv channels we could find nothing to watch. Mind you, we get about 714 channels, so "nothing" is subjective, like "I have nothing to wear", or "there's nothing to eat in the house". I remember when you were lucky to be able to watch three networks and a public station if your rabbit ears were working right and you hadn't messed with the tin foil mashed on the tip of one of the antennae. And, you had to get your happy ass up off the sofa to change the channel. Somehow back then we found shows to watch.<br /><br />So, last night we're clicking around the stations and for a moment we considered watching The Bachelor so we could bag on the crazies who throw themselves at that narcissistic dude, then suddenly noticed "Dogs 101" on Animal Planet. They were highlighting, among others, Basset Hounds. WOOT! Sadly, they spent 10 minutes per breed and Bassets only got a smattering of information, which was highly disappointing. Frankly the whole show should have been on Bassets, can I get an A-MEN? I mean, do we really need to know that Boston Terriers are known for flatulence (wtf?) and Shar Pei have black tongues? Gross! Bassets were bred by French aristocracy, people!<br /><br />If you wish to view 10 minutes of Bassetness, it's showing again on Jan. 18 at 3pm (USA, only). We suggest you DVR or Tivo it so you can scan through the Lesser Breeds to get to the yummy, ooey gooey rich and chewy Basset-y middle part. <a href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv-schedules/series.html?paid=15.15287.124100.35358.2">Animal Planet</a>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-83613666500760438052009-01-01T14:22:00.000-08:002009-01-04T15:36:11.468-08:00happy new year 2009<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/3157763120_a495f92b63.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/3157763120_a495f92b63.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Happy 2009! In honor of the new year we allowed Molly and Toula to sleep in our bed with us last night. It was a Two Dog Night (1970's band reference, anyone?? ok, yeah, I know it's 'three dog night', smartypants), ha ha. Anyhoo, our gardeners, who come every Thursday, decided it was Just Another Thursday and showed up at 7:30am to blow our yard and turn on the Loudest Lawn Mower In The World, which caused the dogs to LAUNCH out of bed, barking and aroohing and hollering. Yeee-owza. I had to pull clothes on and feign a smile as I '<span style="font-style: italic;">Happy New Year!</span>'d them out the back door.<br /><br />The gardeners get one point for reliability, but minus one point for the hangover headache. Sigh. I guess it could be worse. We could live in the snow. **shudder**<br /><br />This morning as we tried to watch the Rose Parade, Molly decided we should watch <span style="font-style: italic;">her</span>, and climbed on my lap.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/3157762940_f8cffd5bf1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 414px; height: 276px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/3157762940_f8cffd5bf1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Let me be perfectly clear: BASSETS ARE PACK ANIMALS. If you think you can have just one, or be one of those "leave the dog in the yard" families, don't get a Basset.<br /><br />But, if you want to start your new year with a warm, lovey dog in your lap who smells a bit like Fritos, periodically jams her wet nose into your face, and leaves long strands of hair on your shirt, get a Basset.lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-44272642485268145332008-12-27T13:09:00.000-08:002008-12-28T18:45:55.737-08:00donation opportunity...let's end 2008 with some good karmaIf you, like many, are looking for a good donation opportunity at the end of this year, here's a couple great ones:<br /><br /><a href="http://sdhumane.org/">San Diego Humane Society</a><br /><a href="http://www.bassetrescuesandiego.org/frame.htm">Basset Hound Rescue of San Diego<br /></a><br />Keep in mind these folks are happy to get even just $5 or $10 bucks; every little bit helps. But hey, if you can ante up $500, then go for it!<br /><br />Here's a little video I cooked up for you, which I hope makes you smile. Oh, and I hope it leads you to consider donating to a needy cause :o). Turn up your speakers. Arooh!<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p0YsbiI3Amg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p0YsbiI3Amg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-84413344447148474542008-12-21T08:41:00.000-08:002009-01-04T18:26:48.458-08:00happy christmas from the lowdogs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3123029043_cb68e0a725.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3123029043_cb68e0a725.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />This last week our local Basset Rescue held a fundraiser at a pub owned by a Basset owner. There were a couple dozen Bassets of all sizes there, and natch, Santa Claus. Toula wasn't having it, and kept looking to her Daddy for escape.<br /><br />Molly, on the other hand, pulled her best long-eared look because her goal in life is to sit in every lap she can, and this was like a dream for her....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3169247860_d542ff0570.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 412px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3169247860_d542ff0570.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />The bar provided "logo" polaroids which meant everyone got a picture with EFFEN Vodka printed on it. That is so kitschy it's delicious. Happy Effen Holidays!lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-57831125286917051432008-12-17T20:21:00.000-08:002008-12-27T15:40:58.561-08:00the vomiter<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/3124715423_d24c3d88d2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/3124715423_d24c3d88d2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>OK, look. This is going to be like ripping off a bandaid; at first it hurts, but in the end it's for good. Here's the hurt: This precious little angel puppy is a vomiter. She barfs indiscriminately for seemingly no reason. Once she was laying on the very top of the sofa with her little muzzle draped down the back of the sofa, and she vomited all down the back of the sofa without even batting an eyelash. Yeah, the down-stuffed chenille sofa, now affectionately known around these parts as "the world's most expensive dog bed".<br /><br />Last night she was walking between the sofa and the easy chair, and up it came. Only this time it was evidently burning her so she violently shook her head from side to side as she was walking. Not to put too fine a point on the story, but we were eating dinner on the sofa and, well, you can guess the rest based upon even a high school science understanding of trajectories.<br /><br />Anyhoo, here's the good part. The reason I'm telling you this is that we have discovered the absolute best way to solve the cleaning problem associated with this. In two words: BAKING SODA.<br /><br />We keep a 5lb. bag of Arm & Hammer baking soda from Costco on hand, and whenever there are wet accidents (dog-related or human related. I'm talking to you, wine spiller, and you know who you are), we pour a thick layer of the stuff on the wet. It soaks the wet <span style="font-style: italic;">up</span> into the baking soda, rather than allowing it to soak <span style="font-style: italic;">down</span> into the carpet. Then we let it dry, sometimes overnight, and come back with a shop-vac and suck it up.<br /><br />Last night I sprinkled it all over the carpet, and the sides of the sofa and chair. This morning all I had to clean was a small spot out of the carpet, and do some light cleaning of the furniture.<br /><br />If you have a pet with a similar problem, this is the safest, cheapest, and easiest solution.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/2437490541_cb39c1536e.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 343px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/2437490541_cb39c1536e.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223564967021727437.post-28431997447168854192008-09-10T15:41:00.000-07:002009-01-04T15:36:43.148-08:00another lazy sundayThese past few days a friend of mine from high school came to visit. Years ago when she lived in London she had a Basset named Fred whom we met on a visit, and loved so much it made us seek out a Basset for ourselves. Fred has since passed on, but is not forgotten.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2846152371_6f2eb7d5f0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2846152371_6f2eb7d5f0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>My friend now lives on the other side of the planet, and has another dog (not a Basset, sadly), but remains a Basset lover. Molly and Toula worshipped the ground she walked on while she was here, as she brought with her a bag of Three Dog Bakery treats! Now, THAT's a true friend! Barooh!<br /><br />We took her and the lowdogs to the beach where we all had a terrible time and hated the weather. In fact, we wished it was snowing and we were all stuck inside with the flu.<br /><br />Just checking to see if you're still reading.<br /><br />Life sucks (Molly chasing Big D at the shoreline):<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2846988646_d7ee413808.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2846988646_d7ee413808.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Actually, what did suck was that it was high tide and there was a lot of seaweed on the shore. With seaweed comes kelp flies and we had to swat them away. It was very difficult and we were forced to go home, drink mimosas, and feed Three Dog Bakery treats to the bassets to recover from the trauma. Oh, how we keep surviving this I'll never know.<br /><br />(BTW, Molly's itchy foot problem is subsiding thanks to a slight change in the weather, and regular doses of Benadryl.)<br /><br />Here are 4 seconds of basset-y goodness, with the voice of Big D in the background. Isn't life grand?<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz_ff-pdfezeZcDFNhUzv-A7yzejq2aZjNHQYq8I0CMI9pWGAXeW-w40keLLpiUn0H8xNpWKSuPZ3oqyXcjGA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>lowdogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549549383317243410noreply@blogger.com0